Are you smiling? I am not. No lie.
Just a quick rundown for you today, since I need to channel my energy towards owning the spelling bee that Ceci and I will be attending Monday evening. Join us! I mean, if you want to get owned.
First: Twist (and shout)! A lovely little place in Belltown – first and Bell to be exact. You might call it remarkable for its hospitable happy hour, which runs late and gives you a wide variety of fare that runs the gamut, from crab mac and cheese to pomegranate ribs. I call it remarkable because not only was the hostess clever at seating us and attentive to our water and beer glasses, there was also a huge, golden, rotating mirror-ball pig not far from where we sat.

I'm calling her Jayne. I don't actually know what her name is.
If you’re on good terms with meat, make sure you get a plate of the chicken potstickers. Actually, get two. Even if you go by yourself. Trust me.
Second: Jared Diamond is coming to town! He is one in a series of National Geographic speakers being featured at Benaroya Hall – please do check out there schedule here. Regardless of whether you attend, you should pick up Guns, Germs, and Steel. The book is clearly and engagingly written, appealing in the same way you might find Vegan chocolate cake to be appealing. It’s dense, and not as sweet as you might be used to. But it’s about how our world came to be what it is today, and I think that’s important. You can’t know where you’re going if you don’t know where you’re from.
Finally: How on earth did Denzel Washington get to be so badass? No, I mean really. Did he go to school for it? Because I went to school and all I got was this lousy bachelor’s degree.
I watched Man on Fire this past Sunday, under the advice of my very smart friend, Drew. It was only a few weeks after watching Book of Eli and so I had an inkling of the badassery that was going to ensue, but I underestimated Senor Washington, oh, did I ever. The man is gifted. With a 9 millimeter. With a double-barreled shotgun. With C-4. With creativity in how those weapons get used.
Now I know what you’re thinking. Man on Fire is an action flick for sure, but it’s not run-of-the-mill. There are explosions and gunfire and blood but there are also poignant moments that made me cry. The movie follows former counter-insurgency officer John W. Creasy (Denzel Washington), as he takes a job as bodyguard for the young girl Pita (Dakoa Fanning), whose parents are quite wealthy. Mexico City is experiencing a nasty rash of kidnappings, and he’s there to keep her safe. John is rough-hewn, sharp around the edges. Pita, with her childish curiosity and humor smooths out those edges a little – enough to make him smile, very occasionally.
Naturally, the unthinkable happens. And John deals with it in his own special, fear-inducing, adrenaline-spiking way.
Now maybe action isn’t your thing. I respect that. But if it is, pick up Man on Fire. Pick up a matinee showing to Book of Eli. Denzel will catch you up, make you believe, and then knock your socks off. He might even touch your heart. And once it’s over, you’ll probably be racking your brain on how to be quite that badass.
Tune in next week. I’m sure I’ll have it figured out by then. I think it has something to do with rocket launchers.