I know what you’re thinking. (Oh, I really do.) Seven games into the baseball season and our beloved Mariners are at 2 wins, 5 losses.
Wow, that looks way tragic when you type it out.
^_^2 wins!^_^
5 losses.
Eh, I know. It’s only seven games into the season. There are 155 games left and eons of time to knock the heads off the rest of the League. Truly, all we need are something like 92 awesomesauce victories and we’ll be in the good. Just 90 left, at this rate.

from seatownsports.net
But maybe you’re not a baseball fan. Maybe you think it’s slow, or boring, or you have a deep, ingrained fear of maple wood baseball bats. Or moose. You couldn’t care less if we win or lose or turn the Mariners out to sea to compete in a Trans-Pacific rowing contest, because baseball really just doesn’t make any sense.
Two things: First, knowledge of baseball trivia could be the difference between being greeted as an American comrade or being detained as a filthy Nazi spy (True story. Also, try to remember what the capitol of Illinois is). Second, the Mariners baseball team in particular has always been, and continues to be, a vital contributor to our community. Last year, the Mariners helped raise over $800,000 for local charities and programs. And guess what? For the extremely reasonable price of a Mariners baseball ticket, you can help them raise funds this year!
I’m just crazy about helping. Also about the Mariners. You can’t imagine how exciting this is for me.
For example, if you read my post last week and still feel like doing something for our soldiers, how about attending a baseball game? This Saturday, April 17th, Tigers v. Mariners and, oh yeah, Salute to Armed Forces Night? Honor our men and women in uniform, drink some beer, and watch the Mariners clean up.
Or maybe you like to be more vindictive about your good causes. Well, who here hates that vicious, pernicious bitch, cancer? Everybody, Mariners included. So – and I’m serious about this – purchase a ticket for May 4th, Rays v. Mariners, and part of the ticket sales for that night will go to benefit the American Cancer Society.
And if you’re truly not a sports person, you can always donate to the ACS directly here.
An important note for soccer fans: The Sounders may have only been here a year,

from www.soundersfc.com
but, let’s face it, they are also immensely awesome – both on the field, and in their dedication to the betterment of their community. Next Sunday (the day after the Sounders send the Kansas City Wizards back to their yellow brick road looking sour-faced and loser-sore) coaches, players, and fans will descend on Franklin High School to make it just a little better for the students who attend. You can sign up to join in here.
Let’s face it. Here in Seattle, sometimes our teams win and sometimes they lose. Okay, they lose fairly often-ish (but not this year). I’ll always cheer for them and part of that ridiculous, irrational fanaticism comes from things like this. They care about Seattle, and so do I and, sometimes, that’s enough.